March 2011
English teachers put way more thought into books...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
bullets-embrace:
Teacher: Oh look, there is a raven mentioned. THIS MUST SYMBOLISE DEATH AND HER DESIRE TO FLY AWAY FROM HER LIFE, WHICH IS A FOREBODING FOR HER LATER LEAVING HER VILLAGE!
Author: actually lol i just like birds
Submitted by dayanatuna
I hate when people tell me I have an accent.
They’re all like:
“OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR ACCENT!”
and I’m just sat there like:
“I HAVE AN ACCENT?!”
Dear Unfollowers, I get it.
obnoxioustruth:
You obviously can’t handle seeing my swag all over your dash.
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING”
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
Sing with me..: You know you're Puerto Rican... →
yourlovelysin:
1. You have been spanked with a folded leather belt and/or “chancletas” …leather ones! 2. You know your mom is sneaking up on you cause you can hear her “chancletas” flapping on the linoleum floor. 3. Your mom yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and you only live in a one…
When i get an A on my test my mom is like
cloud-head:
But when i fail a test:
I bitch, complain, and whine a lot. I have bad...
allupinyourhood:
beautystyleclassandass:
(via juicy-)
Typical Classroom At The Academy
kicksarelife23:
1: The stoners in the back like:
2: The class clowns are like:
3: Girls on their period are like:
4: The bestfriends are like:
5: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like:
6: The teacher’s pet is front in center like:
7: That one person who is always texting is like:
8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like:
TRUE TRUE TRUE SHIT.
I hate it when you treat me so special for one day...
I HOPE YOU READ THIS, BITCH
when my phone doesn't have enough battery to let...
Reblog If You're Ready For Summer '11 .
tumblr is having so many errors tonight.
arightandaleft:
The perfect boyfriend. →
give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
leave her cute text notes.
kiss her in front of your friends.
tell her she is gorgeous.
look into her eyes when you talk to her.
let her mess with your hair.
touch her hair.
just walk around with her.
forgive her for her mistakes.
look at her like she’s the only one you see.
tickle her even when she says stop.
hold her hand when you’re...
Your daddy must've been a drug dealer....
dperador:
Why??
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Cuz you dope.
When you walk into a store and one of your...
When you and your best friend say the same thing...
When you and your best friend say the same thing...
